All 4 movie Reviews


Taco-Man: Scandals Taco-Man: Scandals

Rated 2 / 5 stars

way to mix michael moore and jib jab

its kinda like jib jab with a one sided bias, and no real animation except for lipsyncing in front of photos. Its cute and all, but picking fun at george bush is all too easy, and this felt like ive seen it all before, a good effort no doubt, but i wasnt effected by it in any way, and the song was very repetative.

If i want to hear people knocking on george bush ill walk out my door, if i wanna watch entertaining animations, ill look elsewhere for now.



The Bordering The Bordering

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

below average beginning, amazing ending

I'm not going to lie, i watched this three times, and not for the overly cheesy opening and average animation, but for the awesome ending that made me laugh every time, very similar to Sick Animation, I loved it.



Coldplay - Spies Coldplay - Spies

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

good

that was good, but...

how do you get something uploaded thats 7.5mb? i thought there was a 5 mb limit? i dont understand? please inform me.


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Totsugeki responds:

simply ask tom... yay

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Metal Gear Awesome Metal Gear Awesome

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

whats the deal

I dont understand how this can be at 4.2? its not terrible, but come on, the graphics look like it was done in a day, I feel like I've seen a hundred animation just like this on newgrounds, I've only played 2 of the MGS games, so I guess I dont get every single joke. But for me, I found this very unenjoyable.


Egoraptor responds:

Since I'm the only one who can reply I guess I'll answer you.

The graphics were purposely bad as you can see from certain parts where they're exaggeratedly bad and parts where they're actually decent. I always considered Newgrounds a place where graphics don't really matter very much since submissions like Dad's Home, which features really sketchy super simple art, can make 2nd Place.

I tried to use the lack of graphical quality to my advantage by making jokes out of simply the way things are drawn. If I had drawn the entire movie like Ghost in the Shell, I think it would have lost a lot of its charm in the process.

And I'm not gunna lie, given the optimal circumstances, I probably could've finished this in 2 or 3 days. But it's if it's funny that counts, right? =D